“The Yellow Mad Hatter? He’s a loser! He can’t even feed me on time! I’m the only friend he’s got besides his other personalities!”

From the Yellow Mad Hatter’s Kitty Cat

“My son! The not-so-great Yellow Mad Hatter! Bah! He’s a bum! He’s always been a bum! He’ll always be a bum!”

From The Yellow Mad Hatter’s Mother