Breaking News…

The Vatican, Rome, Italy (not the one in Pennsylvania):

The Pope announced today that he is both an atheist and gay. Scandal rocks the Catholic world. Cardinals are shocked, Bishops jump out of windows, Grandmas lose their dentures, Vegas had the Holy Father at 3 to 1 that he was gay or atheist. The Jews say, “We told you so!” Al Sharpton says, “WTF?” Donald Trump says, “I always knew he was a communist! All Catholics are communists!”

Details at 11….

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