Breaking News…Satan sues God for harassment and defamation of character. ACLU will represent the devil and St. Peter will be representing the “Big G.” Peter is still haunted by allegations that he denied knowing God’s son, although no charges were ever brought against him. The case will be tried before Judge Judy. Experts are divided as to who will win. In a new survey, 98% of the people said they would rather face Satan than Judge Judy.